Santa Ask Bana : why r u watching the funeral by Binocular .... ?
Banta Replies : Yaar Durr ka Rishtedaar the bechaara .....
Santa : Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai .
Jeeto : Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Maths teacher 2 santa, if u had 1000 Rs. in one pocket and 1000 Rs. in other pocket, wat would think ?
Santa: Yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti ??
What is the height of foolishness?
Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole.
